T'is almost summa!

Jane and I are so excited for summer to come that we decided to play on our excellent swing set!!!

Apologies

We realize how you blog psycho's get when we don't post often. So here 3 months later we are finally posting again. We hope you will all forgive us for being deadbeat Bloggers.

So what has been going on with Holly and Jane? Well mom keeps you all informed of all the big important stuff so I won't bore people with that again. But there are a few things.

Jane. Notice my music selection? Yes well I have really mellowed out lately with that but I still love my METAL! Anyway all this new music has made me want to be an Indian when I grow up. I have taken to the ways of the savages. Wearing moccasins and colors other than black, grey, and white. I plan to kill a bear with my one claw for breakfast and sacrifice Addy to the spirit of the bear I kill. Oh and Holly is almost due for a scalping. In other Jane news I need a job. I died my hair purple. Oh! AND I'm ready for spring! OOdalally!

Holly: What's new with me? well.. i started shaving my pits. but who really wants to know that? Not me.. anyway I just got my learners permit.. I can see myself as the most annoying driver ever- because I like to honk. (not because i'm angry like some old men i know, but because i get happy when i see people i know. Kamas is full of those type of people.) I have a problem- I call it "I can't think of another book to read besides Twilight". Any suggestions? (i'm not interested in little house on the prarie or the like..) Oh! and i'm almost sixteen! cough.. in eight months. but almost! YAY boys!

As you can see there is nothing too interesting here. So to make this post longer and more interesting for our readers we will say something awesome about everyone. Starting from....The upper middle....Cassie!

Cassie:

If you were an animal you would be an antalope. Why? because you are dear like. She keeps us in line. Thanks for the concern Cassie!

Paco:

And then there's little Jon. He's growing. So proud. He would be a brussel sprout if he were a food.

MA

Man our ma just keeps getting funnier. I think that with age also comes hilariousness. Ma- if you were a fish you would be lake trout. I don't know what that kind looks like but i assume it's very delicious.

Allen

That Allen. When he grows up he wants to be a farmer. He's been practicing hard in school to be a farmer man. Look at the muscles!

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Patrice!

BABY! BABY! BABY! BABY! Everyone is sooooo excited for this new baby that will soon come out of you, Patrice! Kudos to you and Allen. Just look what you made.

Addy

Oh Addy. We are friends. You're growing up nice. Oh and CHICKS LOVE GRRRRAY ON THOSE NICE FIRRRRRM BUTTOCKS!

Amy

Amy. Skinny Amy. If you were anything I'd say you were skinny. Yeah. Nice work. We can't wait until you move back so you can be with us alllll the time. Can I get a WOO WOO?

ZACH

And las bust most certainly not least- Zach. Jane wanted me to say that You looks slim. Zach if you were a Disney Princess you would definitely be snow white- because your lips are red as a rose and skin white as snow..

So back after our first post jane and i had this whole big plan to do a movie about how much better february is than January.. We would work on it from time to time but eventually we never finished it. So here is our unfinished beauty.

A Sad And Horrible January...

January is the world's most emo-est and most depressing month known to man. Come and see the black abysslike stink hole that is our January life. We are most definitely in the depths of despair Marilla.

The Many Emo Faces of Jane

Jane Being Angry About Her Facial Hair

Oh Woe is Jane

The Dead Poet

Cut Jane's Wrist And Black Her Eyes

Holly's Ode To Every Month In The Entire Year (EXCEPT JANUARY!)

Febuary is Full of Valentines.

January is full of HATE.

March is full of leprichans.

January is full of DREAD.

April is full of our friend name Jennie's Birthday.

NOT like January.

May is nice.

January is POOP.

June starts with a J.

January starts with REMORSE.

July and all the other months are just wonderful.

EXCEPT JANUARY.